[Sans can probably tell when Alphys finds out what's happened to her DVDs, because the entire mansion can probably hear her screaming. You'd better be good to those DVDs, Sans, because she's gonna give you a taste of them.]
[The following day, Sans can be awakened or just walk in on anime being projected into the wall opposite the broken window. Alphys has managed to point a projector in through the window and get the speakers into the room, so she's playing absolutely terrible anime, but all of it seems to feature skeletons in some manner. It would be a huge feat to someone else to find this much content with skeletons, but that would be betraying how much anime she's actually seen. If he goes out to disable the projector, it will make a very Jurassic Park-like reaction until he guesses the password, which is coincidentally 'sans smells like dog buns'.]
[Holy freaking crap. Sans has seen some bad anime with Alphys before, but damn, whatever this is, it's absolutely godawful. And not even enjoyably godawful.]
[It takes hours to figure it out, and Sans doesn't end up guessing the password because Sans isn't a hacker or an engineer. Instead he just manages to unhook the speakers so it stops making noise, and then he just sort of disassembles the projector, teleports the entire thing out to the ocean and drops it all in the water. Several anime skeleton girls sink beneath the waves.]
[Then he goes to work.]
[Those are definitely the lyrics to the opening theme to Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 and not something else.]
[Alphys will find that all of her anime DVDs have been returned, but every single one is in the wrong box. And all the boxes are out of order. And if she has any catgirl figurines, they've been replaced with little porcelain cats instead.]
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4/12, stuck on sans' door with an anime sticker
Date: 2016-04-12 03:16 am (UTC)[The following day, Sans can be awakened or just walk in on anime being projected into the wall opposite the broken window. Alphys has managed to point a projector in through the window and get the speakers into the room, so she's playing absolutely terrible anime, but all of it seems to feature skeletons in some manner. It would be a huge feat to someone else to find this much content with skeletons, but that would be betraying how much anime she's actually seen. If he goes out to disable the projector, it will make a very Jurassic Park-like reaction until he guesses the password, which is coincidentally 'sans smells like dog buns'.]
4/12, late, stuck to a cat girl figurine left in front of alphys's door
Date: 2016-04-13 02:17 am (UTC)[It takes hours to figure it out, and Sans doesn't end up guessing the password because Sans isn't a hacker or an engineer. Instead he just manages to unhook the speakers so it stops making noise, and then he just sort of disassembles the projector, teleports the entire thing out to the ocean and drops it all in the water. Several anime skeleton girls sink beneath the waves.]
[Then he goes to work.]
[Those are definitely the lyrics to the opening theme to Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 and not something else.]
[Alphys will find that all of her anime DVDs have been returned, but every single one is in the wrong box. And all the boxes are out of order. And if she has any catgirl figurines, they've been replaced with little porcelain cats instead.]