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[punful]

hey, sup?

























just kidding. leave a message.

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[fulllifeconsequences]

[Someone has nailed an unbelievably shitty plastic skull to Sans' door. They wanted the real thing, but Papyrus is awfully hard to find, and this is what the closet gave them.

Underneath, a loving, politely-worded note.]

Stop messaging me, you unfunny sack of ketchup.

[punful]

for 30,000 g a day, i will stop.

[fulllifeconsequences]

I'm asking the closet for thirty thousand bees and I'm going to slide every single individual one under your door.

[punful]

oh cool. i like honey. i guess i'll take up beekeeping.

[fulllifeconsequences]

I thought about giving it a try, myself.

Turns out I'm much better at beeheading.

[punful]

kid, let me ask you something. do you want to have a bee time? because if you keep continuing down this path etc etc.

[fulllifeconsequences]

That's not even a pun. Hive already heard that line a million times, Sans.

[punful]

[*There's an attachment here.]

[*It's the entire script to Bee Movie.]

[fulllifeconsequences]

[CHARA IS THROWING ROCKS AT SANS' WINDOW THAT'S FUCKIGN IT]

[punful]

[Rocks, eh? Sans returns with a volley of water balloons.]

[Only it's not water.]

[It's ketchup.]

[fulllifeconsequences]

[MUFFLED SCREAMING

YOU'LL GET YOURS, SKELEMAN

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS TRAVESTY]

[text] feb. 20th

[rosswood]

[No fanfare, he just cuts right to the point.]

so you say your familiar with that creepy little shit
you know the one

[Pause. Max wouldn't be happy to know that he's doing this. But he's not fond of tying himself into knots over someone else's moral stipulations, so why not just cut the knot and be done with it?]

how do you kill it

Re: [text] feb. 20th

[punful]

[Wow, that was fast.]

you don't.

what'd they do?

[rosswood]

currently? freaking out a friend of mine
also might be trying to kill her
and/or me
so you can see why this might be a problem

[punful]

kinda interesting that your first thought after them creeping you out is "kill it."

[rosswood]

why does everyone keep saying that
they keep talking about death
have you never SEEN a horror movie
actually wait don't answer that

point is you do not trust the creepy kid who sits there smiling and chatting about death
EVER
you kill it
because chances are it's not really a kid
so how do you do it

[punful]

heh.

yeah. they're not exactly...subtle.

so. you're asking me how to kill a kid. i've got two questions for you. one, what makes you think i know? and two, have you ever killed a kid before?

[rosswood]

your from their world who else am i supposed to ask

look i'm not proud of this
but if they're out to kill me or mine i'm gonna be the one to take them out first

[punful]

ask frisk. in a lot of ways, chara is their responsibility.

[God, this is almost nostalgic. Horribly, horribly so.]

sure. you can tell yourself that.

you're probably not gonna listen to me, but...just let frisk and i handle chara.

[rosswood]

what, the other kid? the fuck are they supposed to do

what happens when they start hunting us down
are you gonna handle it then
cause i'll be sure to remember that when i'm bleeding out in my own room because there a fucking lunatic

[punful]

ask frisk. maybe they'll tell you.

then you stop them. or try to.

until then, though...

look, frisk wants to see if chara can be saved first. i have to let the kid at least try.

[rosswood]

no promises
if that little shit comes after me i'm taking the initiative before they can

[punful]

yeah. that won't work.

[rosswood]

ok but WHY won't it work
just what is their deal

[Text]

[mypartnerintime]

[OOC: After this conversation, but that's pretty clear at this point!]

[She takes a while to compose this first text, trying to edge into the issue (at least more than some other people) without setting off major alarms yet.]

Hi Sans, it's Max.

I kind of had a fight with Chara.

I think they're pretty pissed at me...