[How many times is this now? He should have been keeping track. He kind of sucks at keeping track--you can only look at notebooks full of tally marks so many times before you just kinda. Stop. And it's not like he hasn't felt the world stutter a few times since coming here, but never this much at once.]
yeah. i think that joke's getting a bit stale.
[Is this Chara? Didn't they agree not to troll each other? ...Didn't he think that already? Ugh. This is why Loads are such a pain. They're worse than Resets in some ways.]
[Ah, if only to see his expression right now- what a waste. This joke could have kept going for far longer than it had.
But good information is good information. The names mentioned in this conversation thus far? They don't add up. It takes a few moments to make a decision; a few more to respond.]
Oh, you know me! Just using a little time I've saved for you.
Flower you, sunshine? I've got another great joke here; it's sure to be a real hoot at parties.
heh. i'm kinda surprised you contacted me at all. but i guess you couldn't pass up an opportunity to try and rattle my bones.
[He wonders if this is significant. If maybe the flower was waiting for the "right time," in some sense. If maybe this is the start of some scheme or something.]
[Ah well. No point in thinking too hard about it. Maybe the flower just got bored.]
[He knows, objectively, that before Frisk came along, there was the flower. The flower doing over and over what Frisk (and Chara) did over and over. But those timelines are even harder to remember. Something must have changed when Frisk fell--a real True Reset or something.]
every secret? heh. i dunno about that.
[There's always one or two or several things he keeps hidden.]
alright, i'll humor you. whatever gets us to the root of the issue sooner.
[Anonymous text]
Date: 2016-03-14 07:02 am (UTC)OH SNAP
Date: 2016-03-14 07:11 am (UTC)who's there?
[Save point 1] B]
Date: 2016-03-14 07:18 am (UTC)fffff
Date: 2016-03-14 07:27 am (UTC)[Oh. Sans grins to himself, though it's not one of his more cheerful grins.]
heh. deja who?
1/2
Date: 2016-03-14 07:28 am (UTC)[LOAD SAVE POINT 1]
Date: 2016-03-14 07:29 am (UTC)jesus
Date: 2016-03-14 07:33 am (UTC)[Oh. Sans grins to himself, though it's...]
[He pauses a hair longer this time, the grin staying put but his eyesockets narrowing. That feeling, like the world stuttering...]
deja who?
1/2
Date: 2016-03-14 07:36 am (UTC)Deja vu.
[LOAD SAVE POINT 1]
Date: 2016-03-14 07:37 am (UTC)muffled megalovania
Date: 2016-03-14 07:41 am (UTC)[Oh. Sans grins to himself, though...]
[Shit. Again. Again? How many times now?]
chara?
ba da dada, bah bahbah
Date: 2016-03-14 07:44 am (UTC)Interesting.]
Your continued habit of passing up judgement to preteens is commendable.
Deja.
[midi megalovania]
Date: 2016-03-14 07:52 am (UTC)[He's not sure this is actually Chara. They sort of agreed not to troll each other. At least for now.]
yeah? i thought so too.
[Give him a medal for laziness.]
[Also he can't just let a joke sit half-done, so,]
deja who?
[megalovania on kazoo] 1/3
Date: 2016-03-14 07:54 am (UTC)[LOAD SAVE POINT 1] 2/3
Date: 2016-03-14 07:56 am (UTC)[The next comes in just before Sans presses send.]
Oh, wait. Sorry.
3/3
Date: 2016-03-14 07:57 am (UTC)u jerk
Date: 2016-03-14 08:06 am (UTC)[How many times is this now? He should have been keeping track. He kind of sucks at keeping track--you can only look at notebooks full of tally marks so many times before you just kinda. Stop. And it's not like he hasn't felt the world stutter a few times since coming here, but never this much at once.]
yeah. i think that joke's getting a bit stale.
[Is this Chara? Didn't they agree not to troll each other? ...Didn't he think that already? Ugh. This is why Loads are such a pain. They're worse than Resets in some ways.]
so...
how does the saying go?
what's up, buttercup?
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Date: 2016-03-14 08:15 am (UTC)But good information is good information. The names mentioned in this conversation thus far? They don't add up. It takes a few moments to make a decision; a few more to respond.]
Oh, you know me! Just using a little time I've saved for you.
Flower you, sunshine? I've got another great joke here; it's sure to be a real hoot at parties.
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Date: 2016-03-14 08:26 am (UTC)[He wonders if this is significant. If maybe the flower was waiting for the "right time," in some sense. If maybe this is the start of some scheme or something.]
[Ah well. No point in thinking too hard about it. Maybe the flower just got bored.]
i think jokes are my job, buddy.
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Date: 2016-03-14 08:35 am (UTC)Did you forget?
[Haha.]
Trust me, you want to hear this one.
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Date: 2016-03-14 08:49 am (UTC)every secret? heh. i dunno about that.
[There's always one or two or several things he keeps hidden.]
alright, i'll humor you. whatever gets us to the root of the issue sooner.
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Date: 2016-03-14 11:21 am (UTC)[They'll have to compare notes, sometime. See exactly where they match up. Of course, that had the potential to get pretty
dark.
As it is, he's gotten all he needs from him without making his interests apparent. Now for the puncline.]
An existential nihilist walks into a bar. He orders ketchup.
I'd tell you the rest of the joke- but none of it really matters, does it?
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Date: 2016-03-14 05:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-03-16 09:47 am (UTC)How are you enjoying Wonderland, so far? I see you've been making new pals!
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Date: 2016-03-17 04:59 am (UTC)no subject
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