i mean, it's a real nice hoodie. really well-made. i never, uh, expected to be as good of friends with him as we are. it's, heh, it's kinda weird, but it's nice.
YOU'RE TELLING ME!!! I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THE METTATON!!! I'M SOOOOOO JEALOUS!!! I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH METTATON TOO!!!
HOW'D YOU GUYS GET TO BE SUCH FANTASTIC FRIENDS? HAVE YOU DONE FRIEND-TYPE THINGS LIKE HANGING OUT AND SWAPPING PHONE NUMBERS AND CALL HIM ON THE PHONE TO WARN HIM OF ANY DANGER?? HAS HE TOLD YOU ANY SECRETS ABOUT HIMSELF??? HOW DO I BE FRIENDS WITH HIM????
[Oh god it's clear that Papyrus is picking up on something. This is so silly. Most of the secrets Sans keeps from him have a lot more weight than this. It's barely even a secret. It's not like he and Mettaton are...]
[Well, he actually isn't sure what to call it. Not that that's anything new.]
aw, bro, you will be. he's a real easy guy to talk to once you get to know him. he's pretty much always the celebrity, but it just kinda adds to the, uh, charm.
[Mettaton's got this thing about distancing himself from people because of that "celebrity status," but Sans isn't sure if Mettaton actually believes all that, or if that's just an effect of his Mirror.]
yeah, heh, actually we've done...all of those things? he's told me some secrets, i've...told him some. anyway, uh. you just be friends with him by being yourself, paps. he likes you. you just kinda...let him talk about himself a bunch, heh. you just--be friends with him like you be friends with anyone. he's just a regular monster.
I SEE, SO BEHIND THAT SHINY INTERIOR, HE'S JUST A REGULAR GUY LIKE THE BOTH OF US!! EVEN THOUGH HE STILL ACTS LIKE A CELEBRITY EVEN WHEN THE CAMERAS ARE NOT ROLLING. I SEE, I SEE!!
[Maybe he was just blowing all of this out of proportion, just because Mettaton's famous!
STILL, THAT IS EXCELLENT ADVICE. I'LL ASK HIM SO MANY THINGS ABOUT HIMSELF, HE'LL WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!! AND!!! IF I JUST MAKE FRIENDS WITH HIM LIKE I CAN ANYONE ELSE, THEN I'LL BE SURE TO SHOW HIM MY BEST PUZZLES, TOO!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
[Hopefully Mettaton loves spike and ice puzzles, because guess what he's going to get??]
NYEH HEH HEH...THIS IS SO EXCITING!!! I CAN'T WAIT!! NOW, I WONDER, WOULD METTATON LIKE ICE PUZZLES OR SPIKE PUZZLES MORE?? OH, OH!!! OR MAYBE BOTH?? WITH A CANNON FIRING EVERY SO OFTEN!! AND SPEARS POINTING UP AND DOWN EVERY SO OFTEN!! AND, AND...
[Aaaaaand he's off in his own world, trying to cook up the perfect puzzle for Mettaton to go through. WELP, godspeed, Mettaton!]
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Date: 2017-09-26 06:11 am (UTC)i mean, it's a real nice hoodie. really well-made. i never, uh, expected to be as good of friends with him as we are. it's, heh, it's kinda weird, but it's nice.
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Date: 2017-09-27 12:30 am (UTC)HOW'D YOU GUYS GET TO BE SUCH FANTASTIC FRIENDS? HAVE YOU DONE FRIEND-TYPE THINGS LIKE HANGING OUT AND SWAPPING PHONE NUMBERS AND CALL HIM ON THE PHONE TO WARN HIM OF ANY DANGER?? HAS HE TOLD YOU ANY SECRETS ABOUT HIMSELF??? HOW DO I BE FRIENDS WITH HIM????
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Date: 2017-09-27 04:19 am (UTC)[Well, he actually isn't sure what to call it. Not that that's anything new.]
aw, bro, you will be. he's a real easy guy to talk to once you get to know him. he's pretty much always the celebrity, but it just kinda adds to the, uh, charm.
[Mettaton's got this thing about distancing himself from people because of that "celebrity status," but Sans isn't sure if Mettaton actually believes all that, or if that's just an effect of his Mirror.]
yeah, heh, actually we've done...all of those things? he's told me some secrets, i've...told him some. anyway, uh. you just be friends with him by being yourself, paps. he likes you. you just kinda...let him talk about himself a bunch, heh. you just--be friends with him like you be friends with anyone. he's just a regular monster.
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Date: 2017-10-01 07:55 pm (UTC)[Maybe he was just blowing all of this out of proportion, just because Mettaton's famous!
STILL, THAT IS EXCELLENT ADVICE. I'LL ASK HIM SO MANY THINGS ABOUT HIMSELF, HE'LL WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!! AND!!! IF I JUST MAKE FRIENDS WITH HIM LIKE I CAN ANYONE ELSE, THEN I'LL BE SURE TO SHOW HIM MY BEST PUZZLES, TOO!! NYEH HEH HEH!!
[Hopefully Mettaton loves spike and ice puzzles, because guess what he's going to get??]
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Date: 2017-10-03 03:59 am (UTC)[A good guy. A good monster.]
heh, he'd love all of that, bro. it's guaranteed to work.
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Date: 2017-10-08 12:09 am (UTC)[Aaaaaand he's off in his own world, trying to cook up the perfect puzzle for Mettaton to go through. WELP, godspeed, Mettaton!]