[How many times is this now? He should have been keeping track. He kind of sucks at keeping track--you can only look at notebooks full of tally marks so many times before you just kinda. Stop. And it's not like he hasn't felt the world stutter a few times since coming here, but never this much at once.]
yeah. i think that joke's getting a bit stale.
[Is this Chara? Didn't they agree not to troll each other? ...Didn't he think that already? Ugh. This is why Loads are such a pain. They're worse than Resets in some ways.]
[Ah, if only to see his expression right now- what a waste. This joke could have kept going for far longer than it had.
But good information is good information. The names mentioned in this conversation thus far? They don't add up. It takes a few moments to make a decision; a few more to respond.]
Oh, you know me! Just using a little time I've saved for you.
Flower you, sunshine? I've got another great joke here; it's sure to be a real hoot at parties.
heh. i'm kinda surprised you contacted me at all. but i guess you couldn't pass up an opportunity to try and rattle my bones.
[He wonders if this is significant. If maybe the flower was waiting for the "right time," in some sense. If maybe this is the start of some scheme or something.]
[Ah well. No point in thinking too hard about it. Maybe the flower just got bored.]
[He knows, objectively, that before Frisk came along, there was the flower. The flower doing over and over what Frisk (and Chara) did over and over. But those timelines are even harder to remember. Something must have changed when Frisk fell--a real True Reset or something.]
every secret? heh. i dunno about that.
[There's always one or two or several things he keeps hidden.]
alright, i'll humor you. whatever gets us to the root of the issue sooner.
well. if someone was gonna use loads to mess with me, i figured it would be them. you seem like the more subtle type, i guess. careful and all. getting everyone to the castle at the same time, that must have taken some planning, yeah?
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u jerk
[How many times is this now? He should have been keeping track. He kind of sucks at keeping track--you can only look at notebooks full of tally marks so many times before you just kinda. Stop. And it's not like he hasn't felt the world stutter a few times since coming here, but never this much at once.]
yeah. i think that joke's getting a bit stale.
[Is this Chara? Didn't they agree not to troll each other? ...Didn't he think that already? Ugh. This is why Loads are such a pain. They're worse than Resets in some ways.]
so...
how does the saying go?
what's up, buttercup?
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But good information is good information. The names mentioned in this conversation thus far? They don't add up. It takes a few moments to make a decision; a few more to respond.]
Oh, you know me! Just using a little time I've saved for you.
Flower you, sunshine? I've got another great joke here; it's sure to be a real hoot at parties.
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[He wonders if this is significant. If maybe the flower was waiting for the "right time," in some sense. If maybe this is the start of some scheme or something.]
[Ah well. No point in thinking too hard about it. Maybe the flower just got bored.]
i think jokes are my job, buddy.
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Did you forget?
[Haha.]
Trust me, you want to hear this one.
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every secret? heh. i dunno about that.
[There's always one or two or several things he keeps hidden.]
alright, i'll humor you. whatever gets us to the root of the issue sooner.
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[They'll have to compare notes, sometime. See exactly where they match up. Of course, that had the potential to get pretty
dark.
As it is, he's gotten all he needs from him without making his interests apparent. Now for the puncline.]
An existential nihilist walks into a bar. He orders ketchup.
I'd tell you the rest of the joke- but none of it really matters, does it?
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How are you enjoying Wonderland, so far? I see you've been making new pals!
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Haha.]
Chara, right?
I'll have to say hello. A friend of a friend!
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how do you know chara?
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[And his obedience.]
You just told me about them. Forget already?
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[He pauses. Did...he? He can't remember. And when was that? The flower probably Loaded over it, and Sans can't remember what was said.]
pretty sure i didn't.
[He can't know for sure, but he can guess.]
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He might find something new to tell you, real soon.
[C'mon Sans, try to be a little more astute. Sometimes genius could be just as dangerous to a person as stupidity.]
You did! "Deja", I said. "Chara?", you questioned.
Looks like your brother isn't the only one worth a visit.
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trust me, you wanna stay away from papyrus.
and you really wanna stay away from chara.
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I really don't.
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