[Someone has nailed an unbelievably shitty plastic skull to Sans' door. They wanted the real thing, but Papyrus is awfully hard to find, and this is what the closet gave them.
Underneath, a loving, politely-worded note.]
Stop messaging me, you unfunny sack of ketchup.
Underneath, a loving, politely-worded note.]
Stop messaging me, you unfunny sack of ketchup.
I'm asking the closet for thirty thousand bees and I'm going to slide every single individual one under your door.
I thought about giving it a try, myself.
Turns out I'm much better at beeheading.
Turns out I'm much better at beeheading.
That's not even a pun. Hive already heard that line a million times, Sans.
[CHARA IS THROWING ROCKS AT SANS' WINDOW THAT'S FUCKIGN IT]
[MUFFLED SCREAMING
YOU'LL GET YOURS, SKELEMAN
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS TRAVESTY]
YOU'LL GET YOURS, SKELEMAN
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS TRAVESTY]
[No fanfare, he just cuts right to the point.]
so you say your familiar with that creepy little shit
you know the one
[Pause. Max wouldn't be happy to know that he's doing this. But he's not fond of tying himself into knots over someone else's moral stipulations, so why not just cut the knot and be done with it?]
how do you kill it
so you say your familiar with that creepy little shit
you know the one
[Pause. Max wouldn't be happy to know that he's doing this. But he's not fond of tying himself into knots over someone else's moral stipulations, so why not just cut the knot and be done with it?]
how do you kill it
why does everyone keep saying that
they keep talking about death
have you never SEEN a horror movie
actually wait don't answer that
point is you do not trust the creepy kid who sits there smiling and chatting about death
EVER
you kill it
because chances are it's not really a kid
so how do you do it
they keep talking about death
have you never SEEN a horror movie
actually wait don't answer that
point is you do not trust the creepy kid who sits there smiling and chatting about death
EVER
you kill it
because chances are it's not really a kid
so how do you do it
[OOC: After this conversation, but that's pretty clear at this point!]
[She takes a while to compose this first text, trying to edge into the issue (at least more than some other people) without setting off major alarms yet.]
Hi Sans, it's Max.
I kind of had a fight with Chara.
I think they're pretty pissed at me...
[She takes a while to compose this first text, trying to edge into the issue (at least more than some other people) without setting off major alarms yet.]
Hi Sans, it's Max.
I kind of had a fight with Chara.
I think they're pretty pissed at me...
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