punful: (sansye shrug)
sans ([personal profile] punful) wrote 2016-04-14 01:54 am (UTC)

4/13, a bit later, stuck to the door with a cat sticker

[He actually ends up staring at this note for awhile, just kind of studying it while the four cats wreck havoc around his room. Pssh, as if he's gonna herd any of them. They're just cats, they can do whatever they want. Sans figures he can just toss some canned fish out into the hall and that'll take care of it.]

[This note is just...odd. It's odd that Chara would mention it at all.]

[Maybe he'll avoid breaking into their room from now on. Creeping people out is for times when you're rendering judgment or threatening children in restaurants, not for prank wars.]

[Now as for that canned fish idea...]

[Sans finds 1, 2 and 5 easily enough, but 4 proves more elusive, hiding under his bed and hissing at him. Sans just leaves 4 there and looks around for 3. He spends about a half an hour trying to locate 3 before he realizes what the joke is. Heh. That's a good one. He pulled that one in college, only it was with Temmies and there were at least eleven of them.]




[So first, Sans has to get the cats out of his room. 1, 2 and 5 are easily lured by a tin of tuna, and from there, it's just a matter of gathering some of the other myriad felines in this weird mansion. Turns out that cats are very pliable when you wave a bunch of fish around. Once Sans has a good enough crowd, all he has to do is teleport them all into Chara and Frisk's room.]

[So now there are about 400 cats and kittens in their room, including 1, 2 and 5.]

[4, it seems, has decided to just stay under Sans's bed and Sans just doesn't have the energy to go get it, so apparently that's its home now.]

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