[Wow that would be a bit threatening if not for the blue. Sans is napping at the time and awakens to high-pitched beeping that seems to be traveling around his room like some kind of fucked up mechanical mosquito.]
[It is quickly joined by several screaming robots, also strewn around his room. It's basically like those stories you hear of short-circuiting, haunted Furbies from the Nineties.]
[Literal hours and one migraine later, Sans is pretty sure he's gotten all of the noisemakers, so Sans just has to flop on the floor for another hour and enjoy the silence. It gives him time to plan.]
[All it really takes is a large fan, some telekinesis to open their window late at night, and some shit from the closet.]
[At about 10 PM, 30,000 bees are blown into their room from outside.]
[Only they're not actual bees, they're 30,000 yellow and black letters made out of construction paper. All lowercase comic sans, of course.]
4/11 late, stuck to their door, some tiny smashed circuitry taped to the note as well
[It is quickly joined by several screaming robots, also strewn around his room. It's basically like those stories you hear of short-circuiting, haunted Furbies from the Nineties.]
[Literal hours and one migraine later, Sans is pretty sure he's gotten all of the noisemakers, so Sans just has to flop on the floor for another hour and enjoy the silence. It gives him time to plan.]
[All it really takes is a large fan, some telekinesis to open their window late at night, and some shit from the closet.]
[At about 10 PM, 30,000 bees are blown into their room from outside.]
[Only they're not actual bees, they're 30,000 yellow and black letters made out of construction paper. All lowercase comic sans, of course.]
[30,000 b's.]