[He loves his brother, but nothing is ever going to stop him from being a little shit about his birthday. As far as he's concerned, it's a day like any other. Just a day most people really shouldn't bother with.]
[Now he's wondering if Mettaton knows it's today. Or Max, or Jay, or any of them. Hoo-boy.]
[He can at least try to be a good sport, vaguely.]
aww, you know you didn't have to, bro.
[He probably says that every year. He yawns and stretches, trying to wake himself up. If this is going to happen, it's going to happen. There's no stopping Papyrus.]
[He grins and takes the present, then unwraps it, tossing the wrapping paper to 4. 4 immediately attacks the wrapping paper like it's literally the greatest cat toy anyone could have given him.]
oh man. a jar of totally normal nuts. this is great.
[He says it in a total deadpan, but his grin has gone wide. Is there anything better than a prank gift? The answer is no. Pranks are the best.]
[He unscrews the cap and leans back a bit as he releases the snakes. He's pretty sure it wouldn't be as hilarious if he got beaned in the face with a spring-loaded snake and somehow died from it, which is probably a thing that can happen. He chuckles as the snakes burst out, and 4 promptly decides that the bouncy snakes are way more interesting than wrapping paper. 4 gets a hold of one and tries to murder it with kicky feet.]
hehe, man, i didn't see that coming. what a nutty gift, heh. oh, wait.
[He upends the jar and tips a key out onto into his hand.]
aww. is this cause you're the skeleton key to my soul?
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Date: 2018-07-20 04:28 am (UTC)[He loves his brother, but nothing is ever going to stop him from being a little shit about his birthday. As far as he's concerned, it's a day like any other. Just a day most people really shouldn't bother with.]
[Now he's wondering if Mettaton knows it's today. Or Max, or Jay, or any of them. Hoo-boy.]
[He can at least try to be a good sport, vaguely.]
aww, you know you didn't have to, bro.
[He probably says that every year. He yawns and stretches, trying to wake himself up. If this is going to happen, it's going to happen. There's no stopping Papyrus.]
[He grins and takes the present, then unwraps it, tossing the wrapping paper to 4. 4 immediately attacks the wrapping paper like it's literally the greatest cat toy anyone could have given him.]
oh man. a jar of totally normal nuts. this is great.
[He says it in a total deadpan, but his grin has gone wide. Is there anything better than a prank gift? The answer is no. Pranks are the best.]
[He unscrews the cap and leans back a bit as he releases the snakes. He's pretty sure it wouldn't be as hilarious if he got beaned in the face with a spring-loaded snake and somehow died from it, which is probably a thing that can happen. He chuckles as the snakes burst out, and 4 promptly decides that the bouncy snakes are way more interesting than wrapping paper. 4 gets a hold of one and tries to murder it with kicky feet.]
hehe, man, i didn't see that coming. what a nutty gift, heh. oh, wait.
[He upends the jar and tips a key out onto into his hand.]
aww. is this cause you're the skeleton key to my soul?