[Oh my god he actually forgot his own birthday how do you even do that.]
UH, YES?? YES, IT IS?????? HONESTLY, SANS!! TODAY IS A VERY IMPORTANT DAY!!! AND I HAVE A GIFT THAT COMES IN TWO PARTS AND IS ALSO TIME CONSTRICTIVE!!!
[He feels like he has to add that in just so his brother doesn't get any ideas about falling back asleep again.
Nevertheless, he holds out the present in front of Sans.]
HERE, TAKE IT, TAKE IT!!!
[The first part of the gift, when unwrapped, appears to be a totally not suspicious at all jar of nuts! It even says on the label, 'Definitely A Jar of Nuts and Not a Fun Prank.'
But! When the jar is opened...a couple of toy snakes will come flying out of the can! Aaaaaah!!!!
At the bottom of the jar, though, once the snakes are out of the way, there is a key. Hmm...]
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UH, YES?? YES, IT IS?????? HONESTLY, SANS!! TODAY IS A VERY IMPORTANT DAY!!! AND I HAVE A GIFT THAT COMES IN TWO PARTS AND IS ALSO TIME CONSTRICTIVE!!!
[He feels like he has to add that in just so his brother doesn't get any ideas about falling back asleep again.
Nevertheless, he holds out the present in front of Sans.]
HERE, TAKE IT, TAKE IT!!!
[The first part of the gift, when unwrapped, appears to be a totally not suspicious at all jar of nuts! It even says on the label, 'Definitely A Jar of Nuts and Not a Fun Prank.'
But! When the jar is opened...a couple of toy snakes will come flying out of the can! Aaaaaah!!!!
At the bottom of the jar, though, once the snakes are out of the way, there is a key. Hmm...]