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sciencelizard - 4/22
punful - (no subject)
punful - 4/24, late, stuck to the door knob
sciencelizard - (no subject)
fulllifeconsequences - 4/25, late morning, they literally nailed this to the door
punful - (no subject)
punful - 4/25, night
fulllifeconsequences - 4/26, bright and early
punful - 4/26, night
fulllifeconsequences - 4/26, almost immediately
punful - 4/26, shortly thereafter
fulllifeconsequences - 4/26, RIP prank war
punful - 4/26 a flight of angels sing thee to thy rest
sciencelizard - (no subject)
punful - broh you wanna thread or log or somethin broh
sciencelizard - i don't think we gotta since we got the other one goin unless u got ideas
fulllifeconsequences - 5/11, text, shortly after Frisk's return
punful - 5/11, much later
fulllifeconsequences - GET BULLIED ON
punful - hours later
fulllifeconsequences - almost immediately
punful - later
fulllifeconsequences - also later
punful - less later
fulllifeconsequences - exactly and precisely 18.73 seconds later
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4/22
Date: 2016-04-23 07:21 am (UTC)i kno its been kinda hectic since uh zombies and all
but i think u still have a bunch of my mew mew figs
and i want them back
so uh if the prank thing is over i wanna pick em up
(they better not be damaged)
no subject
Date: 2016-04-23 08:22 pm (UTC)no yeah they're fine i stuck em in a box in my room. i can drop em off.
4/24, late, stuck to the door knob
Date: 2016-04-25 02:47 am (UTC)[No prank yet since he forgot and also he's not sure if that's continuing.]
no subject
Date: 2016-04-25 07:27 am (UTC)do you uh. want ur porcelain cat figs back
i mean i figure you got em for the joke but
u kno
4/25, late morning, they literally nailed this to the door
Date: 2016-04-25 04:45 pm (UTC)They, frankly, really really needed almost a full week to sleep it off, restore their fried nerves, and just. Not be around people. Except Frisk, I guess. Because they live there too.]
[And that much probably shows in their response. No prank either, and they're right back to being sharp.]
no subject
Date: 2016-04-26 01:07 am (UTC)you can keep em or throw em out if you want.
4/25, night
Date: 2016-04-26 02:41 am (UTC)[Oh yeah real friendly. They're great friends. BFFs. Man, that's hilarious.]
4/26, bright and early
Date: 2016-04-26 05:22 pm (UTC)[Don't look now but I think somebody's salty]
4/26, night
Date: 2016-04-27 06:06 am (UTC)[He will literally bet money that Chara is going to "de-face" this note the moment they see it.]
4/26, almost immediately
Date: 2016-04-27 06:32 am (UTC)4/26, shortly thereafter
Date: 2016-04-27 06:40 am (UTC)[There's no answering post-it note, but there is a small pile of ashes left in front of their door.]
4/26, RIP prank war
Date: 2016-04-27 06:44 am (UTC)There's a small pile of dust left in front of his door. May as well return the favour.
It's just flour. They never thought to keep Undyne's dust during That Fun and Wonderful Emotion Event. But how could they resist?]
4/26 a flight of angels sing thee to thy rest
Date: 2016-04-27 07:17 am (UTC)[But whatever. Wonderland will clean it up on its own.]
[There's no answer. Seems the prank war is truly over.]
no subject
Date: 2016-04-30 01:35 am (UTC)ill just let em stay and if mew mew gets them then she does
no biggie
anyway drop by whenever!! or just yell down the hall or smth
broh you wanna thread or log or somethin broh
Date: 2016-04-30 03:27 am (UTC)see ya soon.
i don't think we gotta since we got the other one goin unless u got ideas
Date: 2016-05-01 12:30 am (UTC)shes my magical girl familiar!!!!!
anyway c u soon too
5/11, text, shortly after Frisk's return
Date: 2016-05-11 07:44 pm (UTC)[Hey, so, Frisk's alive again. In case you didn't get the memo. Because. You know. Someone's listening. Someone's noticed a lack of knocks at Room 12's door. Someone heard him say he would try this time.
Someone's judging his every action.]
5/11, much later
Date: 2016-05-11 09:05 pm (UTC)not now
GET BULLIED ON
Date: 2016-05-11 09:09 pm (UTC)One text, Sans. Apologize before they do. Say you're glad they're okay. Ask if they want anything.
Do literally anything other than ignore them.
hours later
Date: 2016-05-11 11:47 pm (UTC)chara.
don't pretend like i'm the one frisk needs right now.
i don't get you.
they beg me not to kill them again and you're telling me mine should be be one of the first faces they see after they come back?
kinda figured you'd be telling me to stay away from them from now on.
also figured that if the poor kid wants to see me they'll let me know when they're ready. couple days or never, whatever.
and let's face it, you'd be just as furious if i had come by. this isn't about frisk. you're mad and i'm an easy target.
almost immediately
Date: 2016-05-12 12:01 am (UTC)Once again, I remind you that you made a promise. You told us about it. I am holding you accountable for it. You said you would try. I repeat myself because I know, of course, that being listened to is too much effort to be worth your while. I repeat myself because I love shouting pointlessly into the wind.
ONCE AGAIN. I remind you. To consider what sort of thing would make a child climb a mountain that makes them disappear. To perhaps try and imagine the sort of behaviour a child picks up if they may believe they should vanish. That maybe they are a burden? That maybe they are too much effort to be worth taking care of? Just some hypotheticals.
Consider what they might think. Then. If they are not well-behaved and happy and agreeable. If they admit they are afraid. And suddenly, they are alone. No comfort or approval for children who are inconvenient to you, is there?
But. Of course. This is just about you, right? Just about me. Only ever been about us. That's why Frisk is afraid of you too, isn't it?
later
Date: 2016-05-12 05:55 am (UTC)i know you mean well.
[Oddly enough.]
know you're trying to help. but this isn't the
right way to do it.
not gonna traumatize them worse than they are. won't do that.
i'll talk to them. not now. later.
[Even if he thought it was a good idea to talk to Frisk right now, even if he thought it wouldn't make things worse, even if he was at all good at comforting people, he knows he's not fit to do much of anything right now. Least of all talk to people. Case in point.]
also later
Date: 2016-05-12 06:11 am (UTC)Do as you please, then.
They asked me if you're mad at them, you know. That's what they think you are right now.
less later
Date: 2016-05-12 06:16 am (UTC)exactly and precisely 18.73 seconds later
Date: 2016-05-12 06:23 am (UTC)Maybe it's because all they can do is make wild guesses about why you're giving them the silent treatment.